If I didn't have you
life would be blue
I'd be Dr. Who
without the TARDIS

A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I'd be one of my outfits
without a d*ck-ie

I'd be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I'd be solving exponential equations
that use bases not found on your calculator
making it much harder to crack

I'd be an atom without a bomb
a dot without the com
and I'd probably still live with my mom

[All:] And he'd probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you
you turned my world around
You ed all my dreams
and all my hopes

You're like uranium-235
and I'm uranium-238
almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn't have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you
Bernadette

If I didn't have you
Life would be dreary

I'd be string theory
without any string

I'd be binary code
without a one

A cathode ray tube
without an electron gun

I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I'd speak a lot more Klingon, "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam***"

[All:] And he'd definitely still live with his mum

Ever since I met you
you turned my world around
You're my best friend
and my lover

We're like changing electric
and magnetic fields
You can't have one
without the other

I couldn't have imagined
how good my life would get
From the moment that i met you
Bernadette

[All:] Oh we couldn't have imagined
how good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you
Bernadette