i am back again
to the safety of my couch
with my best friends
the ones who never let me out

i met a girl
her name was bovine
took her home with me last night and..

i am so happy here
and i never have to try
(to be to feed)
sit back and drink some beers
and go date-rape with the guys...
in Alvin... in Alvin....

woke up at ten
light my cigarette
got drunk again
just to drown out my regrets..yep

lying naked
just wearing this stupid grin
i am vacant
but in this town i fit right in..so

i am so happy here
and i never have to try
(to be to feed)
sit back and drink some beers
and go date-rape with the guys...
in Alvin...

eating pork and drinking wine
everything's just fine
eating pork and drinking wine
everything's just fine