Me and Samson go to the store

And ole Samson leaves craters in the floor

Me and Samson walk around town

And clumsy Samson knocked several buildings down

Me and Samson we're best of friends

Me and Samson until the end

Me and Samson go on a double date

But you know it didn't turn out that great

Me and my date are romantically impaired

But ole Samson he lost all of his hair

Me and Samson we're best of friends

Me and Samson until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

Me and Samson are no longer friends

Cause ole Samson has met his end

Man, I'd really hate to burst your bubble

But it goes to show you

GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!

Me and Samson were best of friends

Me and Samson until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big...