Now listen I think you and me
Have come to the end of our time
What do you want some kind of reaction?
Well OK, that's fine
Alright, how would it make you feel
If I said you'd never made me cum
In the year and a half that we spent together
Yeah, I never really had much fun

All the times that I said I was sober
Well I'm afraid I lied
I've been lying next to you, you next to me
All the while I was as high as a kite
I can see it in your face
As you break it to me gently
You really must think you're great
Well let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks
When I work my way through your mates

I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game

So you thought this was gonna be easy
Well, you're outta luck
Yeah let's rewind, let's turn back time
To when you couldn't get it up
You know what I shoulda ended then
That's when I shoulda shown you the door
As if that weren't enough to deal with
You became premature

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental
But you left me in such a state
Now I'm gonna do to you what you did to me
Gonna reciprocate

I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game

You're not big, you're not clever
No, you ain't all big, brother
Not big whatsoever
You're not big, you're not clever
No, you ain't all big, brother
Not big whatsoever

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental
But you left me in such a state
Now I'm gonna do to you what you did to me
Gonna reciprocate

I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game

You're not big, you're not clever
No, you ain't all big, brother
Not big whatsoever
You're not big, you're not clever
Not big whatsoever
No, you ain't all big, brother
You're not big, you're not clever
Not big whatsoever
No, you ain't all big, brother
You're not big, you're not clever
Not big whatsoever