He knows all about the movements of the planets

But he don't know how to move me

He knows about the sonic spectrum damnit

But he don't know if it's groovy

He knows about

A-B-C-1-2-3-X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C-1-2-D-Even I

Ain't in any of his categories

Kind of tall and kind of shy

He's always asking me why

He's always got his head in a book

He doesn't care how I look

He cares about

A-B-C-1-2-3-X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C-1-2-D-Even I

Ain't in any of his categories

He's the kind of guy

who knows just what he knows

He's the kind of guy

who oh-oh-oo-oh-oh-oh

A-B-C-1-2-3-X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C-1-2-D-Even I

Ain't in any of his categories

A-B-C-1-2-3-X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C-1-2-D-Even I

Ain't in any of his categories